Coloradan. 22. Accidental Jedi. Slap Bet Commissioner. A Batmaner. Roller Derby Girl.

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xorestesfastingx:

chae-min:

"Help, I’ve fallen glamorously and I can’t get up ;]"


All of the other mannequins look like they’re so sick of his shit."God damn it, Jerry’s at it again."

tsarbucks:

no i’m not gonna lend you my pencil because if i lend you my pencil then you’ll want my calculator and then you’ll want austria and czechoslovakia and then you’ll end up invading poland and i will not have that shit

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darkbluetile:

thebrownskingirl:

You are so used to your features, you don’t know how beautiful you look to a stranger.

I can’t believe I’m even more beautiful than I think I am this is incredible where’s my modeling contract

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69shadesofgray:

glitterandmetal-yt-da:

wingsinthemorning:

College in two sentences or less.

I love how it’s not something like “wear something smart”. It’s just like “wear something”.


accurate

allonsyforever:

thestarkidshavethephonebox:

theholmesofbakerstreet:

waysfaring:

AM I THE ONLY PERSON WHO AUTOMATICALLY ASSUMES EVERYONE’S READ HARRY POTTER

what do you mean people haven’t read harry potter

My ex hadn’t read harry potter

key word: ex

people who haven’t read harry potter are like exotic animals like how do you even exist

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meliapond:

blainetabulous:

If you can’t handle me randomly blurting out song lyrics that relate to what you just said, we can’t be friends

why can’t we be friends why can’t we be frieeeendds

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Not right now, please….. CANDY CRUSH!!!

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crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

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