Coloradan. 22. Accidental Jedi. Slap Bet Commissioner. A Batmaner. Roller Derby Girl.

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badwickedsoul:

DAYMMMM
Wednesday, September 3, 2014 with 821,157 notes
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japhers:

folwer:

but its important

IM SORRY BUT IM DYING THEY LOOK LIKE A BOY BAND
baby: m....m...m
mom: mama? ma? mommy?
baby: m...m...
baby: m..mY ANACONDA DONT

Tuesday, September 2, 2014 with 190,620 notes
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thatfunnyblog:

 



This is 100% true

This tweet sounds as though introverts consume the souls of others before they engage in social events.

This is 100% true

thebionicdoll:

when your friend finds you after a tv show marathon

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Tuesday, September 2, 2014 with 372,569 notes

nicolegendary:

hell-born-rising-demon:

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klartie:

when boys have sleepovers do they sleep in the same bed like girls do or do the rules of no homo include sharing beds

girls always share beds. and covers and clothes and food and personal space. sometimes even bathrooms

Girls share everything.

#girls dont believe in no homo #all da homo #dont give a fuck.

Tuesday, September 2, 2014 with 293,830 notes
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smilestoinspire:

This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets
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sakimichan:

fuckyeahtokyoghoul:

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magconbabe-matt:

This shit better work

HAH I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND LOOK WHAT I GOT FROM MY DAD TODAY OUT OF THE BLUE


what if we all got paper lol

GUYS I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND I JUST GOT $150 

I am not even kidding but I am reblogging this twice in a row because I just got $275.

holy shot i hope this works!!

LETS DO THISSSS !
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kite117:

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog
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