Coloradan. 22. Accidental Jedi. Slap Bet Commissioner. A Batmaner. Roller Derby Girl.

cumrun:

I WLLL COME INTO YOUR HOUSE AND FUCKING nap with you

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Saturday, October 11, 2014 with 514,492 notes
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officialdaddyegbert:

davvvd:

-annoying:

the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut

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I thought this was the “I would like to speak with a manager” haircut

it’s both.

Tuesday, September 30, 2014 with 179,071 notes
Monday, September 29, 2014 with 6,057 notes

Why would they cancel the show? :(

Monday, September 29, 2014 with 0 notes

harryedward:

boy: *is nice to me*

me: wtf *looks down to make sure my titty aint out or something*

Friday, September 26, 2014 with 33,164 notes
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badwickedsoul:

DAYMMMM
Wednesday, September 3, 2014 with 859,772 notes
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japhers:

folwer:

but its important

IM SORRY BUT IM DYING THEY LOOK LIKE A BOY BAND
baby: m....m...m
mom: mama? ma? mommy?
baby: m...m...
baby: m..mY ANACONDA DONT

Tuesday, September 2, 2014 with 200,501 notes
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